wtffanfiction: Fandom: My Little Pony“Little to Caramel’s knowledge, Luna’s semen was composed mainly of liquified trinitrotoluene. Using her magic, she flipped Caramel onto his back and withdrew a match and lit it.“Goodness gracious, large spheres of burning!” she said, before promptly shoving the match up Caramel’s dickhole. With one final scream, Caramel’s butt caught alight and the brown-coloured pony went up in an explosion that shook the whole town. Caramel’s blood, entrails and house flew everywhere. One piece of his house, in fact, landed into Twist’s vagina, but it was okay because this was also her fetish.” whoever wrote this is reasonably intelligent. knows whar trinitrotoluene is, has proper punctuation and capitalization, has clear sentence structure, and proper indentation and paragraphing. This writer has probably written good quality prose before, so this is not the result of some demented pervert. this is the result of a calculating author. whoever wrote this did it on purpose.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: My Little Pony

“Little to Caramel’s knowledge, Luna’s semen was composed mainly of liquified trinitrotoluene. Using her magic, she flipped Caramel onto his back and withdrew a match and lit it.

“Goodness gracious, large spheres of burning!” she said, before promptly shoving the match up Caramel’s dickhole. With one final scream, Caramel’s butt caught alight and the brown-coloured pony went up in an explosion that shook the whole town. Caramel’s blood, entrails and house flew everywhere. One piece of his house, in fact, landed into Twist’s vagina, but it was okay because this was also her fetish.”

whoever wrote this is reasonably intelligent. knows whar trinitrotoluene is, has proper punctuation and capitalization, has clear sentence structure, and proper indentation and paragraphing. This writer has probably written good quality prose before, so this is not the result of some demented pervert. this is the result of a calculating author.

whoever wrote this did it on purpose.

outstrider: wtffanfiction: Fandom: My Little Pony “Pinkie Pie couldn’t help but shout, “Penis Party!” as Violation gently guided the head of her penis into Rainbow Dash’s. The blue pony’s eyes went wide as her friend thrust her love sausage into Rainbow Dash’s gargantuan blue fire hydrant of a cock.” THERE ARE REASONS I DON’T VENTURE INTO THE MLP FANDOM. trust me, this is the first time I’ve seen anything like this.

outstrider:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: My Little Pony

“Pinkie Pie couldn’t help but shout, “Penis Party!” as Violation gently guided the head of her penis into Rainbow Dash’s. The blue pony’s eyes went wide as her friend thrust her love sausage into Rainbow Dash’s gargantuan blue fire hydrant of a cock.”

THERE ARE REASONS I DON’T VENTURE INTO THE MLP FANDOM.

trust me, this is the first time I’ve seen anything like this.

fastpuck: dakt37: dozygoats: wardenmpreg: dualscarshotgills: tresaisaspecialflower: You read 603 words per minute. That makes you 141% faster than the national average. whoop whoop You read 268 words per minute.That makes you 7% faster than the national average. ha ha ha ha ha haha You read 159 words per minute. That makes you 36% slower than the national average. i’m a good reader just apparently as slow as a 3rd grader You read 275 words per minute. That makes you 10% faster than the national average. About the speed of a 9th grader. Not surprised, but still amused because I read. All. The. Time. You’d think I would get faster eventually, but apparently not. You read 159 words per minute.That makes you 36% slower than the national average. this is why i have trouble getting into books, and especially book series. it’s tedious and frustrating. ._. You read 526 words per minute.That makes you 110% faster than the national average. yeaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh You read 167 words per minute.That makes you 33% slower than the national average. goddammit…

fastpuck:

dakt37:

dozygoats:

wardenmpreg:

dualscarshotgills:

tresaisaspecialflower:

You read 603 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

whoop whoop

You read 268 words per minute.
That makes you 7% faster than the national average.

ha ha ha ha ha haha

You read 159 words per minute.

That makes you 36% slower than the national average.

i’m a good reader just apparently as slow as a 3rd grader

You read 275 words per minute.
That makes you 10% faster than the national average.

About the speed of a 9th grader. Not surprised, but still amused because I read. All. The. Time. You’d think I would get faster eventually, but apparently not.

You read 159 words per minute.
That makes you 36% slower than the national average.

this is why i have trouble getting into books, and especially book series. it’s tedious and frustrating. ._.

You read 526 words per minute.
That makes you 110% faster than the national average.

yeaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

You read 167 words per minute.
That makes you 33% slower than the national average.

goddammit…

ponyconfessions: I Signed the keep Derpy petition, and I sort of Regret it. I had opened it up from a link on EQD but was hesitant on actually signing it. I didn’t really know either argument on the situation and I have only signed petitions where I had a good Idea on what my stance was. But stupidly I signed anyway. And stupidly, it was after I had signed that I decided to do my research on the argument, and I can totally see where people like Yamino, fromonesurvivortoanother and others are coming form. I still don’t know if signing or not was right or wrong but I feel bad for just jumping on to the signers list without any knowledge. And I’m not one for the way Hasbro is getting rid of all things Derpy instead of, i don’t know, maybe changing some of it, but I did feel the Episode was a little “on the nose” with their interpretation of the character when I first watched it. But at least it lead me to a “give Africans medicine” petition that I also signed so that’s good… Right? 2/3/12 1:10 AM oh right, this was when people thought they were completely getting rid of derpy instead of just modifying that one episode.

ponyconfessions:

I Signed the keep Derpy petition, and I sort of Regret it.

I had opened it up from a link on EQD but was hesitant on actually signing it. I didn’t really know either argument on the situation and I have only signed petitions where I had a good Idea on what my stance was.

But stupidly I signed anyway. And stupidly, it was after I had signed that I decided to do my research on the argument, and I can totally see where people like Yamino, fromonesurvivortoanother and others are coming form. I still don’t know if signing or not was right or wrong but I feel bad for just jumping on to the signers list without any knowledge.

And I’m not one for the way Hasbro is getting rid of all things Derpy instead of, i don’t know, maybe changing some of it, but I did feel the Episode was a little “on the nose” with their interpretation of the character when I first watched it.

But at least it lead me to a “give Africans medicine” petition that I also signed so that’s good… Right? 2/3/12 1:10 AM

oh right, this was when people thought they were completely getting rid of derpy instead of just modifying that one episode.

ponyconfessions: Derpy Hooves controversy All this crap about Derpy Hooves being offensive, and the way Hasbro has handled it, by deciding to discontinue all things Derpy, makes me horribly angry. It makes me want to destroy things. Destroy everything in my house. The worst part about that is that I’m never like this. I don’t easily get angry about things, and any urge to destroy things I ever get is because of something I did and the urge is toward my favorite belongings. I want every person that ever complained about Derpy Hooves being offensive to know that I’m really disappointed at you. And upset with you. I think people need to at least respect the fact that the people who complained are entitled to their own opinions and the ability to complain about it. shame on them for having an opinion? shame on you for taking this whole situation way too seriously. heck, they didn’t even undo all derpy, just that one fifteen second clip. it’s literally the biggest non-issue possible.

ponyconfessions:

Derpy Hooves controversy

All this crap about Derpy Hooves being offensive, and the way Hasbro has handled it, by deciding to discontinue all things Derpy, makes me horribly angry. It makes me want to destroy things. Destroy everything in my house.

The worst part about that is that I’m never like this. I don’t easily get angry about things, and any urge to destroy things I ever get is because of something I did and the urge is toward my favorite belongings.

I want every person that ever complained about Derpy Hooves being offensive to know that I’m really disappointed at you. And upset with you.

I think people need to at least respect the fact that the people who complained are entitled to their own opinions and the ability to complain about it. shame on them for having an opinion? shame on you for taking this whole situation way too seriously.

heck, they didn’t even undo all derpy, just that one fifteen second clip. it’s literally the biggest non-issue possible.

ponyconfessions: I think the terms “filly-fooler” and “colt-cuddler” would more appropriately refer to pedophiles rather than lesbians and gays. 2-1-12 because whenever I say the word “girl” I always exclusively refer to female humans under the age of 16. 

ponyconfessions:

I think the terms “filly-fooler” and “colt-cuddler” would more appropriately refer to pedophiles rather than lesbians and gays. 2-1-12

because whenever I say the word “girl” I always exclusively refer to female humans under the age of 16. 

atryl: MY MIND. BLOWN. kollerss: HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT NOTICE THIS the hair colors were not this in the actual show. also, this character is an evil lotus eater type character that tried to kill jack.

atryl:

MY MIND. BLOWN.

kollerss:

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

the hair colors were not this in the actual show. also, this character is an evil lotus eater type character that tried to kill jack.

(Source: fluttershysroyalguard)

interrobangpie: gosh i just um gosh ouch wow this is pretty depressing until it became all awesome and she went all deus ex. I can imagine she has, like, special slots on the legs that she can fit fashionable plates in to change the appearance.

interrobangpie:

gosh i just um

gosh ouch

wow this is pretty depressing

until it became all awesome and she went all deus ex. I can imagine she has, like, special slots on the legs that she can fit fashionable plates in to change the appearance.

maxveers: Amen. false dichotomy as well as ignoring the fact that there is no suh thing as “perfect” when it comes to romance. 

maxveers:

Amen.

false dichotomy as well as ignoring the fact that there is no suh thing as “perfect” when it comes to romance. 

maxveers: did-you-kno: Source 1,2 is not big surprise I can WATCH myself fall apart when I have time to think. okay this blog has gone from vaguely sketchy on the facts to dangerous (not you, the “do you know” blog.)

maxveers:

did-you-kno:

Source 1,2

is not big surprise

I can WATCH myself fall apart when I have time to think.

okay this blog has gone from vaguely sketchy on the facts to dangerous (not you, the “do you know” blog.)